You can only back up for so long, don't worry, I'll still be around no matter how far you go!
Maybe I can show you how to take your own eyes out then...
hmhmhm! oh my, riiich comiiing from one of you cloiiistered jades who use eachother as emotiiional fiiistiiicuff bags, thiiis the the riiichest thiiing iii have seen upon wakiiing!
hmm, maybe you do look diiifferent, but alas, you are stiiill stuck to them liiike glue. you can't escape what you are, even iiif you dress all priiim and cute. hmhmhm...
((My bf will never believe that there's not one, but at least TWO accounts of that random old white guy from 15 years ago that I'd literally NEVER heard of until we started dating. 🧛🏻♂️
▲deciding between boot chunkiness and strutpod comfort is an often overlooked struggle.▼
▲i mean luckily I have a pair that manages to be both but i had to go through at least three of them first.▼