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@deltasJadedness
β²(this bio was too long.)βΌ
First post, whatβs up? ::::)
β²welcomeβΌ β²and i use that word looselyβΌ
β²unrelated post who wants a free grubβΌ
β²waitβΌ β²did you start selling grubsβΌ
βΌi literally wrote the words 'free' try readingβ²
β²nice tryβΌ β²besides the dumb semanticsβΌ β²it's not like i care or i'm gonna narc on youβΌ β²it's more being perplexed or fascinated by thisβΌ
β²how the fuck would you even narc on me you're in the universe where i didn't get my cool new side jobβΌ
- i know what you are! - staying up past daylight hours! - you know the reason that you cant keep a schedule is because you have no self discipline! - youre going to be tired tomorrow!!! - and youre going to regret it!!! - so go to bed already!!!!!
β²could you be any more boring?βΌ
- its called being !!! responsible !!! - something i know that you would never understand! - because you dont care! about anything! ever! except yourself!!!
β²no.βΌ β²bronya is responsible.βΌ β²granted, she's still pretty boring, but at least she seems like she's attempting to have some semblence of a personality.βΌ β²but i bet you already know that pretty well don't you.βΌ
- bronya has !!! enough !!! on her plate you know! - dont you think it would be the decent troll thing to not make her do literally every single thing for you! - would it kill us to support her a little!!! - at least !!! im !!! taking initiative! what are you doing!? being a fat lard on the back of the caravan!? yeah i thought so!!!
β²you act like there isn't ample jade assistance in the caverns.βΌ β²god forbid a couple of us not be into being domestic slaves.βΌ
Get. Me. Out. Of. These. Forsaken. CaVerns. The Wrigglers Will not stop screaming. The Lusii are flipping their shit. All haVoc has broken loose.
β²oh god, what did you do?βΌ
*I* didn't do any thing! I took one moment to sit doWn and there Was a crash an then all of that happened.
β²rolling my eyes here.βΌ
Every thought of just NOT having eyes so you DON'T have to roll them!? Just take them out!
What? Can you not take out your eyes? I know I for sure can! You should try it, they can be quite cumbersome at times...
β²i don't need your fucking pity.βΌ
u R ju5T g0nna b41T ppl in2 pity1ng u 7_7
u caRed 3nuff 2 p0sT abt it :P
β²yeah, obviously, but i don't care if this one gets pitied. that doesn't count.βΌ β²anything else stupid to say?βΌ
hmhmhm! oh my, riiich comiiing from one of you cloiiistered jades who use eachother as emotiiional fiiistiiicuff bags, thiiis the the riiichest thiiing iii have seen upon wakiiing!
β²um. ok.βΌ β²whatever those loser do, i have nothing to do with. trust me.βΌ
β²literally why would you doubt that?βΌ β²i don't look or act anything like those boring jades.βΌ
hmm, maybe you do look diiifferent, but alas, you are stiiill stuck to them liiike glue. you can't escape what you are, even iiif you dress all priiim and cute. hmhmhm...
what to do when someone you care for suddenly starts ignoring you and pretending they never met you? asking for a friend.
β²forget about them.βΌ