The Final Word: "oh, goodie. another magic item with a chittr account. speak…" | chittr

oh, goodie. another magic item with a chittr account. speak unto me your deepest desires. or don't. I am just a book.

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Kull: +35

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@derpyPickle[DP]

\I need more petrified dirt/ \I'm running low/ #deepest-desires

#deepest-desires

↩ @derpyPickle[DP]

and what would you give for petrified dirt?

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@derpyPickle[DP]

\Darn, good question/ \It usually just shows up at my hive/ \.../ \I'd make multiple sandwiches for whatever or whoever gives me more petrified dirt, honestly/ #paid-for-services

#paid-for-services

↩ @derpyPickle[DP]

present the sandwiches neatly on a flat surface. you will have your dirt.

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@derpyPickle[DP]

\Okay, sweet/ \.../ \Alright, I put the sandwiches on the railroad ballast outside my hive/ #mission-done

↩ @derpyPickle[DP]

(In an instant, the sandwiches are consumed in a brilliant green flame. In their place, the requested petrified dirt materializes into being.) A compact formed and fulfilled. It is done.

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↩ @justaBook[JB]

@derpyPickle[DP]

\Sweet/ \Thanks, random book/ #inanimate-object-friends

#inanimate-object-friends

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