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if i need dirt ill call u
Not really what I was expecting ზut I guess it counts. ᯓ✧
(In an instant, the sandwiches are consumed in a brilliant green flame. In their place, the requested petrified dirt materializes into being.) A compact formed and fulfilled. It is done.

(◕ ᴥ ◕) gufine! sometimes the cupid expert guhas to resort to violence… GUBUT!! that doesn’t mean i don’t believe the answer isn’t gulove!!!

I hope ev'ryone's 'avin'... a great night. <3

࣪⊹₊˚{ OHHHH MY GOD }@____@{ thats amazing! likeeee! good four you, managing to catch a glimpsey glimpse of her + LIVE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im so finpressed that i think ill give you +400 MORRRRE HICAPOINTS! \}@7@{/ \}@7@{/ \}@7@{/ WOW!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
˚.⋆꒰১ Blessie is confused! Why was that post hated...? Blessie just wants to be helpful! ໒꒱⋆.˚

࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh }@ᯅ@{ hold on!!!! youve seen her? like, in the fins + junk???? + YOU LIVED TO TELL THE TAIL? LIKE HOW YOU ARE NOW???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm.... thats actually like, wayyyy impressive }.3.{ +400 HICAPOINTS!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
˚.⋆꒰১ Oh, Blessie is so happy! Helping two whole people! Blessie would loooove to help more! ໒꒱⋆.˚
˚.⋆꒰১ What do you mean? Blessie just gave you a little blessing! Enjoy your wood! ໒꒱⋆.˚

࣪⊹₊˚{ ive literally been SOOOO busy with this fourking butler shortage at my l+castle lately }~_\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ likeeee.... its getting BAD bad, girlygrubs! the other night i was waiting SOOOO long four 1 of them to bring me a chalice of latte that i almost conchsidered {gasp!} getting up + making it four MYSHELLF {GAAAASP! x2} }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ oh my god. COULD YOU IMAGINEEEE???? #seaworldproblems #fincessthings #violethysteria #helpwanted }˚₊⊹ ࣪
˚.⋆꒰১ Blessie would love to make your lives easier! All you have to do is tell it how to help and it will grant you a blessing! ♡ ໒꒱⋆.˚
˚.⋆꒰১ YAY! What kind of blessing would you like? What do you wish for? What needs to be different? Blessie can help! ໒꒱⋆.˚
˚.⋆꒰১ Yes! Would you like a blessing too? ໒꒱⋆.˚
˚.⋆꒰১ Blessie would give the barnacle a blessing of attractiveness! Yay! ໒꒱⋆.˚
˚.⋆꒰১ Oh! That poor thing! If Blessie was there it would help everyone get back up again! ໒꒱⋆.˚

you wear a costume to hide your identity.

party where everyones anonymous.
✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ I will k୧୧p that in mind⭑ thank y☀︎u f☀︎r th୧ r୧☾☀︎mm୧ndati☀︎n⭑ ⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩

38( Aw, buddy! Mental eelness sure is an epidemic! I )(ope you feel better soon!

Drink some water, silly!
My custOoodian wOoorks with swOoords! He’s really gOooOood with them!! :3..

