← @insecureNature

You're So Hot, My Zipper Is Falling For You.

Kult: +45
Kull: +40
Total: 85
Ratio: 1.13

Your zipper should not be doing that because of heat.

<body> ** maybe the metal is melting. </body>

Kult: +5
Total: 5

You should buy clothing more suitable for warm climates and or leave the hot area you are in

Kult: +5
Total: 5

But For Some Reason It Does When I See You.

Hm... It would seem like that.

Please get new pants then.

I Will Just Take Them Off Then!

Oh. Please do not do that in public.