All these chits about booze is making me wonder what folks preferred poison on this site is. Finally brewing up a pals recipe for candy corn hooch and I'm putting money down on it being a new favorite of mine.
If you were a real gentleman, you'd know a proper fella don't kiss and tell. Nice try, but if you wanna learn some pointers from the best you're better off just askin' nicely for some tips.
Well who doesn't chat with a lady every now and then? It'd be weird if ya didn't. The fact you think it's some sort of landmark accomplishment is kinda telling.
Reading is also somethin' most people are taught when they're lil tykes, pal. Christ, I can't imagine how sad your childhood was if these are things that are impressive to you.
I had to clear the air. It's good to know that there's a Sleuth for every occasion though. It'd be an awful waste if you types were without my devil-may-care attitude.