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@diurnalSommelier[DS]

You are SOLENE TISANE, and there are very few problems in this world that cannot be improved by putting them in a clean glass. You are a JADEBLOOD, proprietor, merchant, and professional enabler of what most trolls would consider an appalling sleep schedule. Your establishment opens when respectable businesses are closing, catches the graveyard crowd on their way home, and remains comfortably occupied well into the daylight hours. Your regulars include RAINBOWDRINKERS, DAYDWELLERS, subterranean sorts, nocturnal professionals who have missed bedtime by several hours, and the occasional fool who simply forgot what time it was. The windows are treated. The lighting is adjustable. The booths are comfortable. The blood is stored properly, despite what several customers seem to believe would make it taste "more authentic." You are exceptionally knowledgeable about teas, spirits, infusions, cordials, preserved blood products, and the delicate art of convincing somebody that the drink they have just purchased was absolutely worth what you charged them for it. This last skill runs in the family. You are MERCHANTKIN, after all. Hospitality is important to you. So are margins. #substance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2c53fd087ce.png Art and design by @deathlessDeadwood

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