ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF THE NATIVE DIVIDEND FAUNA IS THE HUMBLE OCEANSIDE SQUAWKHELLION. VERY SIMILAR TO THE LUSUS GENUS OF THE SAME NAME BACK ON ALTERNIA, THESE ONES HAVE EVOLVED TO BE SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER AND NEST IN LARGE QUANTITIES ON CLIFFS BY THE SEA. "WHY DO YOU LIKE THEM?" I HEAR YOU BLITHERING IN MY LEFT FUCKING EAR LIKE A WRIGGLER WHO HASN'T LEARNED SOCIAL CONVENTION YET. WELL, TO CURB YOUR NARROW-MINDED CURIOSITIES, I'LL EXPLAIN. THE OCEANSIDE SQUAWKHELLIONS OF DIVIDEND HAVE A CALL THAT I FIND GENUINELY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. IT'S LOUD, SCREECHING AND POWERFUL, AND YET STILL HOLDS UNFATHOMABLE GRACE AS THEY SOAR OVER THE LAPPING WAVES. I'M CONSIDERING MAKING THESE SHITASS THINGS THE OFFICIAL BIRD OF DIVIDEND. THEY'RE CERTAINLY PLENTIFUL ENOUGH.
yooo we got squawkhellions too!! not the oceanside ones just the old alternia kind. i think they're cute lil' big guys!!!