KARKAT VANTAS

1 week ago

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@geneticistCarcino[GC]

YOU WILL FIGURE IT OUT, EVEN WITH THE SHITTY ROMANCE FLICKS.

Rose

1 week ago

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

transgender

love yourself

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

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Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Time's Up

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@doomedTherapist[DT]

They feel a bit unrealistic, I don't see any potential partners having these work on them.

KARKAT VANTAS

1 week ago

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@geneticistCarcino[GC]

I MEAN, IT REALLY DEPENDS HOW *SHITTY* THEY ARE. ALSO THIS PLATFORM HAS PLENTY OF HUMANS, TROLLS OR WHATEVER THE FUCKS. RUNNING AROUND JUST *BEGGING* FOR SOMEONE, ANYONE TO ACTIVELY SHITTILY FLIRT WITH THEM. I AM SURE YOU WILL BE FINE!

Rose

1 week ago

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

transgender

love yourself

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

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Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

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@doomedTherapist[DT]

I'd say pretty bad, though I'm not exactly a film critic. But I suppose trying it isn't the worst plan I've done stupider things.

KARKAT VANTAS

1 week ago

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@geneticistCarcino[GC]

IF ANYTHING JUST BLAME ME IF THEY HATE IT ENOUGH, I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY.

Rose

1 week ago

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

transgender

love yourself

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

Terminated Save

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Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

@doomedTherapist[DT]

I will keep that in mind if I need a scapegoat.

EJ

corner guy

1 week ago

asexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Wage Slave

What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?

@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

flirting is easie wait until theie saie something that could be taken as an innuendo, and then go "oh, yeah?" with a slightlie cheekie smile so simple even mie asexual ass can do it ... often bie accident which is whie i know it works because trulie i am not trieing to flirt but apparentlie sometimes people forget im ace because of shit like that lmao i just think it's funnie but apparentlie its hot give it a trie