
i refuse to google translate for pretty anime girls and i refuse to google translate for pretty twink boys

i absolutely will not

if god wanted me to know id already know the language

weeb
is anyone actually surprised? god, do you remember where my old green ghost shirt came from?

wrong flavor of dave, eggs
oh. that's rough buddy.

still you look nice enough yknow besides the whole "you might be a crocker-corp plant" thing
god i hate betty crocker, and everything related. somehow she actually raised my grandma? timelines are weird. also she was an evil fish empress i helped kill? so there's that, but that doesn't mean you believe me.

im not using google translate to figure out what you just said here either but congrats/im sorry to hear about that/thats what a plant would say
wait why would google translate help? i mean i can tell you all kinds of stuff, but it sounds like you wouldn't believe me, not even if i just showed up and flew around.