Sick of paperwork. Sick of pointless sitting around. I'm going to go steal something.
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Here are some more ideas that could help alleviate boredom when your work is under-stimulating: - Arson - Domestic terrorism - Ordering background checks on your colleagues in order to blackmail them - Fidget toys - Sabotaging your employer to get them fired and subsequently receive a promotion into their role - Knitting
In order: - Definitely on the cards. - Maybe. Not as much of a centralized group to target in this way. - I have as much dirt on my colleagues as one could possibly wish for. - Please tell me what these are. - Slick may kill me. But I always have contingencies. - Hm.
Sure. Fidget toys are typically handheld contraptions that offer various kinds of stimulating input using tactile sensations such as pushing/clicking buttons, flipping switches, spinning wheels, etc. You can also imbue these devices with black magic to trigger a hex or jinx to activate when used by someone you wish to target.
I will be investigating this further.