I cannot believe there's another one.
Oh, no, the Young Master will always come out on top. His is the best, unequivocally.
THANKS. YOu LOOK LIKE IF SOuR CREAM DIPPING SAuCE WAS A GODDAMN GIJINKA. MINuS THE SATISFACTORILY FLOPPY TITS. GIJINKA CREATIONS ARE A FINE OVERSEAS CuSTOM. AND THEY OFTEN ARE ACCOMPANIED. BY MASSIVE. PFP ECLIPSING RACKS. WHICH YOu LACKS. GOD YOu ARE SO WHITE. LIKE. LITERALLY SO FuCKING WHITE. PHANTOM WHITE. SPECTRAL WHITE. GHOSTLY WHITE. I WOuLD PAINT MY WALLS YOu COLOR. I FEEL LIKE YOu ARE ABOuT TO ASK ME IF I HAVE ANY HINTS. FOR THE WORDLE OF THE DAY. OR IF MY ASS KICKINGS. COME GLuTEN FREE. YOu ARE SPIRITuALLY A HAPPY GO LuCKY BuTTFuCKY GATED COMMuNITY THAT LEERS AT PASSERBIES. AND JOCuLOSE CYCLISTS. HOW THE FuCK DO YOu GENTRIFY. THE ACT OF BEING A CREEPY ASS BITCHMONGERING MOTHERFuCKER. I AM ALMOST IMPRESSED. TELL ME YOuR SECRETS. ALABASTER WHITE GHOST SENSEI. I WANT TO LEARN. HOW YOu CAN HOST. SuCH uNFuCKWITHABLE BAD AuRA. SO I CAN GIVE IT TO MY ENEMIES.
Your descriptions of my person are uncanny in their accuracy, Young Master. I do apologise for my lack of bosoms, would you like me to change that. My 'aura' comes naturally to me, perhaps caused by the amalgamation of the divine and my own humanity. If I could condense it and hand it to your waiting hand I certainly would in an instant. Unfortunately, even my powers have their limits.
NO. THIS IS FINE. YOu SERVE ME WELL ENOuGH. WITH THOSE ICHOROuS BLACK LITTLE POWER ENHANCERS YOu PuMMEL AGAINST THE BACK OF MY THROAT. SCRuMPTIOuS. BY THE WAY. ALMOST AS DELECTABLE. AS LIVE SHEARED FLESH OF A LIVING BEING. BuT WITH LESS OF A SATISFYING STRuGGLE. STILL. THE BITTER AFTERTASTE IS RIVETING. I CANNOT DENY A CERTAIN. FONDNESS. EITHER. TO THE GREEN SKuLL EMBROIDERY. ON THE BACKS OF THOSE. FuNNY LITTLE MOIST TOWELETTES. YOu ALWAYS BRING IN. THE. DEEP. BONE TISSuE. MASSAGE. I BELIEVE THEY ARE CALLED. I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS. WITHOuT A HINT OF SARCASM IN MY APPROXIMATED VOICE. BuT YOu SHOuLD SERIOuSLY CONSIDER THE SERVICE INDuSTRY. YOu uNEXPECTEDLY CONTINuE TO BE. A MOST EXCELLENT HOST.
You two could be doing this anywhere. Literally any space that isn't my post.
I am honoured, and privileged, to behold your compliments, Young Master. I will continue until I can host no more, this is an assurance.
Ah, but we choose to do so here. Who are you to stop a naturally occuring interaction?
Hardly my fault, Mister Droog. My contributions to this website are objectively minimal. The crashes are a group effort.
ARE YOu STILL FuCKING HERE? YOu INCOMPETENT INGRATE. GET OuT OF HERE. GO GET A NEW ACCOuNT. SHOO. SHOO. WE ARE DISCuSSING MATTERS. FAR MORE IMPORTANT. THAN YOu.