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[This is an automated message] Woe! Woe! Woe! All of you get woe!
why do all the TTRPGs suddenly have to 8e overpriced. now my army is WORTHLESS!!

:33< in the post i posted befure this there is a barkbeast SCARING MEOW AND BEING LOUD AND SCARY!!!
I mean i totally didnt want to go and dance with my best pal while hes wearing a really pretty suit and looking really pretty and stuff who would ever want to do that
Drew, you do NOT want to come here, you will die. It's a murder deathworld!! I also hope I get home as soon as fucking possible, but yeah it would make a cool campaign setting if it were fictional.°❀.࿔
The planet itself is weird! Everyone is nocturnal because the sun is super strong, the rain is acidic (like way more than Earth's acid rain), and plants and such are weird colours. It's kind of pretty but I don't really get much of a chance to actually enjoy the cool scenery.°❀.࿔
I have no idea how the government doesn't know. And it's absolutely terrifying I hate it here! The different colours people type in is their blood colour I think (which is wild, but aliens) and the purple ones can just like kill the red ones with basically no pushback, it's very wtf. Also lots of them have psychic powers I think? They don't have parents, instead they have these white creature things called a lusus.°❀.࿔
I think I found my way to a swamp of some kind. There are massive alien mosquito things and no thanks, fuck this! The path is really hard to see though and I don't want to get stuck and sink. Fuck.°❀.࿔
i found a cute little cat on the street but idk if i should keep it.. i already have two at home im not sure if ill be able to take care of three @_@ what should i do?
i miss my girlfriend.. i havent seen her in a whole 5 minutes!! thats way too long!





