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@echoBiologist — #conair

a&e show called "alaskan state troopers - trail of blood" just caught a dude avoiding consequences for breaking parole. gets on a plane to fly to jail, then they talk about the ratio of law-detained in the small plane is and how it can go wrong. haha, i know what that reminds me of. it didn't go wrong, though. #conair

> hello, cameron. > hello, hummingbird. - i meant to get a haircut. - i got a present for ya, casey...a little dirty. > casey, sweetie, you take your daddy's present now. > no, no, no, honey. it's okay. > i got a picture, a picture of you. > i got a picture of you, too. happy birthday, darlin'. how do i live without youuuuu... #imnotcryingyouare #conair #quote

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i said. put. the bunny. back. in the box. #conair #quote

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> i see, and what's your question? > where you going with my plane, cyrus? > we're going to disneyland. > so are you, vince. oh, nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the aaaiiiirrrrplane. #conair #quote

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how do i live without you i want to know how do i breathe without you if you ever go how do i ever, ever survive how do i, how do i, oh how do i live #conair #lyricposting

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