is barak trollbama like a clone of obama genetically modified to be a troll, or is he a troll that has undergone extensive plastic surgery in order to look like obama? or is he obama in a dubiously xenophobic costume, somehow alive in our time period in spite of numerous apocalypses?

but despite that, i think he is probably just a cloned up genetic blip like that vriskaish troll i have seen on here before!

oh and also troll bruno mars.
thank you for engaging honestly and not attempting to troll me, jade. unlike the peanut gallery over here. troll bruno mars is for sure a troll that got plastic surgery to become bruno mars, though.

yes but wasnt he basically eridan first?

sorry i should have been more clear!
yeah. the way i understand it, eridan is basically his dad and he got surgery to be bruno mars.

yes that sounds right!

I am entirely different from my human counterpart. I did briefly meet him, however. Interesting guy. I am from Alternia, and am well-versed in Alternian law. However, upon the creation of Earth-C, certain individuals were allowed to become citizens. I was allowed. I then ran for President. I believe that answers all your questions.
thanks obama. it raises a bunch of other questions, but at this point i am just ready to accept it.

