I have been informed Mr. John Egbert has successfully detained the suspect.
"= humans kinda stay out of this ="
Well, she beat that fucker up of her own accord. Humans are not generally dissuaded from Alternian relations, but I will not “ban” them from interfering.
i literally started this dude. retcon time shenanigans'd back to before the guy laid a hand on her to whoop his butt.
also i am a boy mr. president sir. some versions of me are boys and some are girls! haha.
I see. Fascinating stuff.
"= but was it your business. ="
"= okay, maybe, but i still think the intricacies of everything aren't particularly obvious to those who don't get it. plus. i did not have someone fucking with it and bailing me out. whenever i got into some gorey shit, so, i dunno, also 'retcon' sounds fake. ="
"= what fucking ever ="