I think I’m going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. And no, don’t pretend I said sunbutter, I mean it this time. #peanutbuttersandwich!
What? No, I’ve never had a severe peanut allergy, what are you talking about? I’m definitely NOT going to break out into hives or something when I eat my favorite kind of sandwich for lunch today that I definitely safely eat all the time!