with birthday on the horizon i really should start preparing counter measures for any pranks to be.
You will not be able to counter measure everything! I have been preparing for the whole year
nanna as long as you leave certain traditions at the door!
Like what? The creampies? I know you love my creampies in your face, sweetie!
dodging pies is fine- please dont say if like that.
Hoo hoo hoo! Why not, sweetie? You don't like getting creampied by your sweet old nanna?
nanna people are going to think you're being crass! criminy.