insane thing to say about a chemical that is designed to solve your problem.
i JUST, dO NOT FEEL, cOMFORTABLE WITH THE IDEA, wHENEVER i GO THROUGH, tHE SECTIONS OF STORES, wITH GIRL PRODUCTS, tHERE IS A DEEP, gAPING EMOTION, tHAT, i CAN NOT DEFINE, wHICH i WOULD PREFER, tO AVOID IF, pOSSIBLE,
a manly man probably shouldnt care about that sort of thing, im sorry it is difficult. maybe you can ask a friend to get some for you? or just use alcohol.
yOU ARE RIGHT, i SHOULD NOT, cARE ABOUT THAT, sORT OF THING WHICH IS, wHY IT IS SO UPSETTING, tHAT i DO, i MEAN, i FEEL LIKE A, tOTAL PERVERT WEIRDO GUY WHENEVER, i WALK BY THE, lADIES', iNTIMATES, sECTION, aND ALSO, i DO NOT KEEP ALCOHOL, iN MY HIVE AS, i DO NOT LIKE, tHE TASTE OF IT, aT ALL, eVER,
rubbing alcohol is a cleaning solution used for vsrious things, it wont be in the ladies section!
you will want some kind of moisturizer to follow it though, it might dry your horns a bit! maybe get a mineral oil?
sO IF i RUB ALCOHOL, tHAT WILL SOLVE, mY CLEANING PROBLEM, iS WHAT YOU ARE GETTING AT, hERE?

