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John Egbert

@ectoBiplorogist

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Blood: IndigoKult Score: 139Kull Score: 2093 followers2 following

My back freaking hurts like a dang mother fucker! I hope it'll feel better soon :B

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Want me to hit it until it feels 8etter?

How would that make me feel better? no don't hit me >:B!!

YOU KNOW, THE MOVIE INSIDE OUT WAS ONLY GOOD WHEN THERE WAS ONE MOVIE BECAUSE WHO IN THE FUCK HAS ANXIETY AS AN EMOTION, FUCKING NO ONE. ANXIETY JUST HAPPENS NATRUALLY AND THE FRENCH FUCKER? YEAH NO. WHO THE FUCK IS PEEPEE WHAT THE FUCKING BITCH. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ITS WHATEVER IT ALREADY HAPPEN I DON'T CARE ITS JUST IT COULD OF BEEN BETTER IF THE FIRST MOVIE WAS THE ONLY ONE OUT, INSIDE OUT 2 IS JUST A FUCKING HAZARD. GOG.

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I thought inside out 2 was about puberty, and lets say that girl had serious hormones problems :B

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john you have a dick you can't talk about that #suggestive

why not?

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you don't have periods

so? its still true...

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There's fucking wigglers all over my feed!!!!!!!! Oh my gog!

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You know what that means :D

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What does it mean, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Why are you yelling! It means grubs are really cute! to you!

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They ARE really cute to me. I want more.

Gulp.

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I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Papa paparazzi :DDDDD........................... sigh..............laby gaba... :B

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John what the FUCK are you on a8out?

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laby gaba.

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you know like lady gaga but njfgnhjgndjfng fuck YOU KNOW?

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yeah i fr miss labia gaga

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yyeauh.. lanbu gufa

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Get that freaking doll freak out my face >:B

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LOOKS L1K3 M3

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And karkat, And vriska, And... you know.

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hey, so heavy stuff. so send cute boys to distract me. (sorry girls, vrissy gets jealous.)

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What?

I can't handle spoilers at all, I mean I even flip at the thought of someone spoiling my favorite movie! like c'mon man don't needa hear it to see it :B

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I can't 8elieve he 8elieved this at all.

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wait so it's ... FAKE? and not real spoilers? THANK GOD, THANK YOU VRISKA.

what movie did u think it was

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Star chan wars.

How the fuck did you see "Chew8acca" and "Voldemort" in the same sentence and think it was anything?

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cmon shes a TROLL and she knew that didnt make sense lol

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Collabs exist.

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Mmmmmmmm... Family Guy Star Wars.

Harry star wars potter wars 3, you know?

Grub.

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