John Egbert
@ectoBiplorogist
Do you really wanna know stuff about me?
ah fuck now I gotta sucks every follower dick what have I done to myself :B... #nsfw
Wait, everyone quick follow me and I'll suck your dick #nsfw
i dont have a dick dude what the fuck are you on #nsfw
Sometimes I just be sitting around and I be thinking... wow... what if I could suck my own third... then I get smack into reality and just go "well that's not fucking possible" and continue my day... wow I have so much to say today it's crazy #nsfw #suggestive
Sometimes I be looking at the mirror booty butt naked and I just be wiggling my third around making helicopter noises :B ... is that weird? if it is then I don't care haha. It's funny. #nsfw #suggestive
Why. Why are you like this? What did I do? To deserve this?
I be smiling in awkwardness and waving because you know what.. hell yeah! you get that! and those ...um big bulge bitches or whatever you call them! #nsfw #suggestive
1 US3D TO H4V3 4 B1G BULG3 UNT1L YOU S3NT M3 TO G3T FUCK1NG N3UT3R3D
I love my son and his perfect name, you won't believe how I found the name. :B https://i.postimg.cc/XNc49LxF/nick.png
You'll seriously never guess! We agreed on the name 800%, 8tw.
Shy Dirk watching this all go down like https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525
His name was timaeusTICKINGBOMB, he was really a ticking bomb that was about to go off. if you think about it LMFAO :B
fuckkk why didn't we see the signs he was doomed since birth
Damn they for real on killed shy dirk, lil bro didn't even last a day RIP, you will be missed? or not. Idk tbh :B
mhmhmh that is NOT correct, because according to the encyclopedia .......................... sprlprlsplpsrlpslpsrlpslrslrpslrplsrl
SLSHRJSPRKLSLSSLSLSRLSLRRRUUUUP
Says you fatso >:B loose some weight and maybe you can try that comeback again before you eat it instead.
FUCK YOU B1TCH YOUR3 TH3 ON3 V4GU3POST1NG 4BOUT YOURS3LF, F4T 4SS MOTH3RFCUK3R
I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #nsfw #suggestive
Awww, dave is finally getting appreciated, it only took some years for that to happen :B!! So nice.
what are you talking about were appreciated every day
My back freaking hurts like a dang mother fucker! I hope it'll feel better soon :B
Don't humans hit themselves all the time to feel 8etter? They even pay for it!
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Papa paparazzi :DDDDD........................... sigh..............laby gaba... :B
I can't handle spoilers at all, I mean I even flip at the thought of someone spoiling my favorite movie! like c'mon man don't needa hear it to see it :B
How the fuck did you see "Chew8acca" and "Voldemort" in the same sentence and think it was anything?
cmon shes a TROLL and she knew that didnt make sense lol