Roses sober smash or pass (Actually accurate) #nsfw #suggestive Jade smash, Jade is nice, she has a lot of attractive features and is someone I would be interested in. John pass apologies, not quite my type much more of a friend. Dave pass, related. Rose pass, I don't know what drunk me was thinking listing myself on here let alone stating smash truthfully embarrassing. Jake pass gentlemenly, I'm not exactly clamoring for that. Dirk pass not interested in him and he's not interested in me for multiple reasons. Jane pass she's definitely my type on paper but no thank you. Roxy pass, another relative. Kanaya smash, Kanaya is a very delicate yet rugged women she has my utmost respect her sense of style is immaculate and I was lucky to be in a relationship with for so long. My feelings on this will not change despite our breakup. Aradia smash, a tad mysterious and cryptic I do like that though she is also very beautiful. Terezi pass, she is a lot and not in the way I like. Karkat pass, more like family. Vriska smash, unfortunately I have to admit the attractiveness of vriska despite every urge in my head setting of a million red flags. Nepeta smash, nice enough not exactly sure if it would go the way either of us are expecting though. Sollux pass, I'm not exactly interested in men so why drunk me went out of the way to add so many just to pass them vexes me, though I'm in too deep now I suppose. Equius pass, see above. Feferi smash, cute I like her style and confidence. Tavros pass, see Equius. Eridan pass, see Tavros. Gamzee pass, see Eridan. Damara smash, very attractive and put together. I feel as if there are some underlying red flags however. Rufioh pass, see Gamzee. Mituna pass, see Rufioh. Kankri pass see Mituna. Meulin smash, I'm not exactly that much of a marijuana person but I am willing to try. Porrim smash, attractive very much someone I hold to a high regard in how put together she is. Latula pass, a bit to loud for my taste it truly does depend. Aranea smash very dignified I feel as if everything would be orderly and well put together if we hooked up. Horuss pass, see Kankri. Kurloz pass, see Horuss. Cronus, I would rather rend my universe from the stars to planets for millions of light years then ever consider him. Meenah smash, objectively attractive despite red flags one night might be nice.
:33< so wait am i a smash or nyat??? :33< beclaws mew say i am but then end it with so no
WHAT RED FLAGS.
No comment.
Apologies that may have been leftover from the original I will make an addendum. Smash is the answer though.
:33< oh good thank gog i made the cut
Yes congratulations.
Of course, nothing but the truth.