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be honest with me am i gonna be reincarnated as a flea or what

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¥øur penchant før cønsuming nøthing but łiquid and (seemingły) gełatin seems tø impły yøu ałready were a fłea in a past łife. ¥øu’ve simpły møved up frøm błøød tø Mønster Energy™️.

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i promise i do eat food also i just mostlie buie frozen cus its cheaper but mie fridge looks fuckin apocalieptic so goddamn true tho i guess we're livin the flea lifestiele also yeah thats jellie nothing crazie what you cant see cus its under the energie drinks is a 1kg bag of pickles which uh someone got me for mie wriggling daie last sweep its unopened

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Nø, I cømpłeteły understand, frøzen and dry are bøth cheaper and easier tø buy and støre in bułk, my diet is łargeły the same. And I wøn’t begrudge anyøne a gøød energy drink either, thøugh I møstły get them in pøwdered mix førm. The pickłes… wełł, they’re prøbabły stiłł gøød cønsidering the nature øf pickłing itsełf? Was it a gag gift, ør are yøu just nøt a fan?

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powdered energie drink sounds real interestin. i just have them for the taste mostlie tbh yeah the pickles are probablie still good i like pickles but uh the fact it's a whole kilo and in a fucking bag and completelie unresealable makes it a bit trickie to like... get started cus once i open them im gonna be having pickles multiple times a daie for like two weeks and thats a bit fuckin much

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It’s møstły tø cønserve space in the thermał hułł and because I can’t run øut tø a cønvenience støre tø grab øne. It døes ałłøw før søme fłavør custømizatiøn, thøugh. ¥øu genuineły are in a pickłe then, huh. I wøułd say tø maybe find a łarge jug ør jar øf yøur øwn tø depøsit them intø, but I wøułd ałsø be putting it øff in yøur pøsitiøn. The pøssibiłity øf spiłłing ałł that brine is much tøø reał.

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lmao right? i think if i got pickle juice everiewhere at this point in time i'd lose mie damn marbles i still got those, after all so gotta keep good care of em fun that having the powder lets you mix it into all sorts of drinks energie mocktails?

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“Møcktaił” might be a stretch, I usuałły ønły mix them up with stiłł ør sparkłing water, but if yøu have łemøn juice øn hand that can kick many drinks up a nøtch, mixed ør canned. I just prefer my energy drink tø have a łittłe søur nøte tø bałance øut the sweet. I hear the sałts in pickłe juice are gøød før rehydratiøn, sø maybe that surpłus has a use in drink mixing after ałł. (Jøke. Møstły.)

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i've heard you can put pickle juice in your coffee i don't drink coffee tho so don't quote me on that