was going to apply for that treasury thing but couldn'T because it'D mean i'D have a j*b. realizing now that i seriously could have gotten it with no experience. they really were taking anyone
we can play pretend haviing jobs
what do you want to be secretary of
i also choose secretary of cheese
we're goiing to run thiis shiit liike iit's the miiliitary
damn I shoulda applied too if id joined the site like a few weeks earlier i coulda been that instead of the guie who stands in the corner of the grocerie shop
what do you even do in the corner? be scary?
mostlie fuck about on mie palmhusk all daie mie job is basicallie to stop shoplifters but the job description never said i gotta phiesicallie stop them so i just stand here and if someone starts trieina pocket aniething i stare at them until theie feel uncomfortable or whatever i dunno it's like night 4 on the job man
okay let me know where you work i'M cleaning that place out
lmao you want me fired sooooo bad man