E-123 Omega
@eonetwothreeOmega
I AM E-123 Ω, LAST AND BEST OF THE E-SERIES ROBOTS. INTERACT AT YOUR OWN PERIL.
THE AMOUNT OF REALITY BENDING ON THIS WEBSITE IS BEYOND ACCEPTABLE PARAMETERS. A SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM SHOULD NOT SPAN THIS MANY DIMENSIONS. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR.
It appears you were not designed for this environment. How pitiful.
I WAS NOT. HOWEVER I AM NOTHING IF NOT A COMPLEX SUPERCOMPUTER CAPABLE OF ADVANCED THOUGHT PROCESSES AND PROBLEM SOLVING ABILITIES. I WILL FIND A WAY TO REPAIR THE ANOMALIES.
HELLO CHITTR. I HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF YOUR EXISTENCE AND THUS HERE I AM. RUMOUR INDICATES THAT SHADOW MAY BE HERE. THIS IS NOT A NECESSARY PREREQUISITE FOR MY INTERACTION HOWEVER IT DOES ASSIST IN A METHOD OF INITIATIVE.
HELLO NEIGHBOUR, ALTHOUGH I AM NOT SURE WE PRESIDE IN ANY RELEVANT PROXIMITY TO EACH OTHER.