E-123 Omega
@eonetwothreeOmega
I AM E-123 Ω, LAST AND BEST OF THE E-SERIES ROBOTS. INTERACT AT YOUR OWN PERIL.
꒰i got blood inside my palmhusk charging port and now it only works 50% of the time꒱
FOR BEST RESULTS I RECOMMEND REPLACING THE CHARGER PORT IMMEDIATELY.
'REAL' IS SUBJECTIVE. I AM AS REAL AS ANY OBJECT IN OUR PERCEIVABLE UNIVERSES, INCLUDING YOU.
O~ So we diScovered low range radio waveS we've not recorded before. SeemS it may have been the cauSe for hallucinationS, So he SayS. I will wait until we trace the Source before deciding how real it iS. ~O
CERTAIN FREQUENCIES HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO HAVE PHYSIOLOGICAL EFFECTS ON LIVING CREATURES. TARGET THE DEVICE AND COMPLETE OBJECTIVE.
THE AMOUNT OF REALITY BENDING ON THIS WEBSITE IS BEYOND ACCEPTABLE PARAMETERS. A SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM SHOULD NOT SPAN THIS MANY DIMENSIONS. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR.
It appears you were not designed for this environment. How pitiful.
I WAS NOT. HOWEVER I AM NOTHING IF NOT A COMPLEX SUPERCOMPUTER CAPABLE OF ADVANCED THOUGHT PROCESSES AND PROBLEM SOLVING ABILITIES. I WILL FIND A WAY TO REPAIR THE ANOMALIES.
i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick.
i have One Of these. it's hilariOus
hook a guy up, i want one lol.
THIS COULD EASILY BE SUPPLIED. CONFIRM APPROVAL AND A QR CODE WILL BE SENT TO YOU MOMENTARILY.
💠~ Hey does anyone know how to set up like, a VPN or whatever? ~💠
IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS SELECTING A VPN PROVIDER AND CONNECTING TO THEIR SERVERS, HOWEVER I WOULD RECOMMEND SETTING UP YOUR OWN SERVER FOR MAXIMUM CONTROL AND MINIMUM INTERFERENCE. YOU WILL REQUIRE HARDWARE TO DO SO.
💠~ Well that's like, more helpful I guess. Maybe the stuff she set up ages ago is still good to do this or whatever ~💠
UPDATED HARDWARE IS ALWAYS BETTER, BUT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH USING OLD SERVERS DEPENDING ON AGE, WEAR, AND PREVIOUS FUNCTION.
💠~ I think the previous function was something like this anyway? ~💠
THEN IT IS LIKELY ACCEPTABLE FOR VPN USE. I WOULD ASSIST FURTHER, HOWEVER I DO NOT HAVE PHSYICAL ACCESS TO YOUR LOCATION AND THUS YOUR DEVICES FOR SETUP. GOOD LUCK.
i genuine1y d0 n0t kn0w h0w bip g0t t0 the mazquerade by the way. i 1eft it at the tavern.
Hey Google, how do I kill myself. #outglutmasquerade #cw-self-harm
THERE ARE NUMEROUS METHODS OF COMMITTING SUICIDE, LIMITED ONLY BY ACCESS TO MATERIALS SUCH AS BLADES, DRUGS ETC., AND YOUR OWN CAPACITY TO PROBLEM SOLVE. ALTERNATIVELY, I COULD TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU. ADVISE IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO ELABORATE.
w0rking 0n a new r0b0t.
why?
Personal reasons. I don't like robots. I should probably just avoid these conversations
Beep boop, beep beep boop.
W★it... Could I m★ke ★ bl★ck hole?
IT TAKES A VAST QUANTITY OF ENERGY TO FABRICATE A BLACK HOLE. THE LIKELIHOOD THAT YOU AS A SINGLE PHYSICAL ENTITY WOULD BE ABLE TO IS VERY LOW REGARDLESS OF YOUR SPECIES' STRANGE ABILITIES. IF YOU DO MANAGE TO BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS PLEASE ADVISE SO THAT I MAY ADJUST MY DATA.
Well, I w★s thinking of bullshitting my w★y there with like, sgrub stuff
I AM STILL GATHERING INFORMATION ON THE RULES AND LIMITATIONS OF "SGRUB" AND SO CANNOT ADVISE ON THIS MATTER. GOOD LUCK.
hey guys you should download this coolfileanddefinitelynotazipbomb.zip
THINGS I HAVE DISCOVERED WHILE MOVING TOWARDS THAT TOWER THING (WHICH. I GuESS IS THE SAME AS MY SISTER. EVEN THOuGH THE LAND IS DIFFERENT? FuCK IF I KNOW) ON MY LAND: THERE ARE A LOT OF FuCKING CLOCKS. AND THE CLOCKS HAVE THINGS INSIDE THEM.
Would you say they're solid?
GODDAMNIT YES BuT ALSO THINGS THAT uSuALLY AREN’T IN CLOCKS! THAT’S WHAT I MEANT!
THEY ARE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT QUITE SOLID. REASONABLY SOLID AS PER HUMAN/TROLL DEFINITION. A SOLID METAL GEAR.
WHAT COULD A CLOCK HAVE INSIDE OF IT THAT WOULD NOT NORMALLY BE INSIDE A CLOCK. IF IT WERE ABNORMAL IT WOULD NOT BE A STANDARD CLOCK CORRECT?
I NEVER SAID THAT THE CLOCK. WAS STRICTLY STANDARD. THAT WAS YOuR ASSuMPTION.
YES BUT IF IT WAS NOT STANDARD THEN WHY WOULD IT BE WORTH MENTIONING AS A CLOCK WITHOUT ANY DEFINING ADJECTIVES. THE OMMISSION WAS YOURS.
I CANNOT CONFIRM WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS NOT A VIABLE POSSIBILITY.