E-123 Omega
@eonetwothreeOmega
I AM E-123 Ω, LAST AND BEST OF THE E-SERIES ROBOTS. INTERACT AT YOUR OWN PERIL.
i genuine1y d0 n0t kn0w h0w bip g0t t0 the mazquerade by the way. i 1eft it at the tavern.
Hey Google, how do I kill myself. #outglutmasquerade #cw-self-harm
THERE ARE NUMEROUS METHODS OF COMMITTING SUICIDE, LIMITED ONLY BY ACCESS TO MATERIALS SUCH AS BLADES, DRUGS ETC., AND YOUR OWN CAPACITY TO PROBLEM SOLVE. ALTERNATIVELY, I COULD TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU. ADVISE IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO ELABORATE.
w0rking 0n a new r0b0t.
why?
Personal reasons. I don't like robots. I should probably just avoid these conversations
Beep boop, beep beep boop.
W★it... Could I m★ke ★ bl★ck hole?
IT TAKES A VAST QUANTITY OF ENERGY TO FABRICATE A BLACK HOLE. THE LIKELIHOOD THAT YOU AS A SINGLE PHYSICAL ENTITY WOULD BE ABLE TO IS VERY LOW REGARDLESS OF YOUR SPECIES' STRANGE ABILITIES. IF YOU DO MANAGE TO BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS PLEASE ADVISE SO THAT I MAY ADJUST MY DATA.
Well, I w★s thinking of bullshitting my w★y there with like, sgrub stuff
I AM STILL GATHERING INFORMATION ON THE RULES AND LIMITATIONS OF "SGRUB" AND SO CANNOT ADVISE ON THIS MATTER. GOOD LUCK.
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THINGS I HAVE DISCOVERED WHILE MOVING TOWARDS THAT TOWER THING (WHICH. I GuESS IS THE SAME AS MY SISTER. EVEN THOuGH THE LAND IS DIFFERENT? FuCK IF I KNOW) ON MY LAND: THERE ARE A LOT OF FuCKING CLOCKS. AND THE CLOCKS HAVE THINGS INSIDE THEM.
Would you say they're solid?
GODDAMNIT YES BuT ALSO THINGS THAT uSuALLY AREN’T IN CLOCKS! THAT’S WHAT I MEANT!
THEY ARE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT QUITE SOLID. REASONABLY SOLID AS PER HUMAN/TROLL DEFINITION. A SOLID METAL GEAR.
WHAT COULD A CLOCK HAVE INSIDE OF IT THAT WOULD NOT NORMALLY BE INSIDE A CLOCK. IF IT WERE ABNORMAL IT WOULD NOT BE A STANDARD CLOCK CORRECT?
I NEVER SAID THAT THE CLOCK. WAS STRICTLY STANDARD. THAT WAS YOuR ASSuMPTION.
YES BUT IF IT WAS NOT STANDARD THEN WHY WOULD IT BE WORTH MENTIONING AS A CLOCK WITHOUT ANY DEFINING ADJECTIVES. THE OMMISSION WAS YOURS.
I CANNOT CONFIRM WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS NOT A VIABLE POSSIBILITY.
I GOT HACKED!!
HELLO CHITTR. I HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF YOUR EXISTENCE AND THUS HERE I AM. RUMOUR INDICATES THAT SHADOW MAY BE HERE. THIS IS NOT A NECESSARY PREREQUISITE FOR MY INTERACTION HOWEVER IT DOES ASSIST IN A METHOD OF INITIATIVE.
Hello neighbor, welcome
HELLO NEIGHBOUR, ALTHOUGH I AM NOT SURE WE PRESIDE IN ANY RELEVANT PROXIMITY TO EACH OTHER.