hiding βehind the toilet βecause the academic advisor is knocking on your door aβout to murder you βecause you haven't went to any lectures #derpmomentrightguys
wwheres your shotgun this is a problem that could be easily solvved in t minus fivve seconds if you wwerent hidin in the ablutionblock like a goddamn wwet sock
oh my god my tail is stuck oh my god im gonna βe stuck here forever its over dude
a woman of my class dosent carry shotguns i use majyyks like any classy and well respected monocorn
okay fuckin FINE then wwiggle your STUPID MONOCORN FUCKASS FINGERS an summon some GRAND MAJYYKS to solvve your fuckin problems goddamn wwe aint here to pull shit for you groww a pair and get your ass up out the door
now that you said it so rudely i think im gonna ignore everything you said WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
i mean its your loss really im the one out here tryna givve some good helpful advvice not evven CHARGIN for it by the wway wwhen i could this shit is wworth a lot but fine jus fuckin throww it out the wwindoww an wwatch your owwn demise SEE WWHAT I CARE