
why is he so hard to read all the time

have you tried telling them about your cage man crush or your mcconaughey one maybe that will be good enough for them
wow, you actually spelled his name right. maybe i should try that, but another john stepped in and they went full adhd mode. so i think i'm in the clear.

yeah i spelled macohnohey three times before just googling it to flex like damn dave is no longer dumb he has finally learned the art of asking google who matthew macognohey is everybody clap get on your knees and bow prostrating themselves at the sheer intellect in front of them anyways enjoy your short lived freedom my advice is run as fast as you can even if youll never truly get away from time travelers because we got that shit on lock

damn man never thought of that worth a try let me know how it goes and if you see one of them travelling through time to beat your ass
they keep screaming thunder dome and #nsfw!!!!! i don't know if they want to beat my ass or gang tap me.

in my experience it can be both if youre lucky
just because i'm #notgay doesn't mean i'm #straight. you think they think it means i'm mingling?

man clue in hell youre an enigma at this point sorry man
