Johnathan "The Cyclone" Egbert
@everlastingBreath
#letherchitt !!!
dammit i summoned hate bot.
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well go figures you guys wouldn't rsvp. since the purge is tonight i know what i'll be doing.
|| & you still ggot room for holddin handds? :0
no man, nobody wanted to come to my party on purge night so i'm gonna be gearing up.
none of you rsvpd for my party seriously?
why do you guys keep piting my purge posting? i'm just trying to inform the masses about tomorrows annual purge, and you keep piting it. it's an important holiday to observe.
fuck: skaters kirve. marry: advert dried. kill: bleaching lorin. did i do it right?
am i the only one who observes purge night? i'm starting to think you guys are just uncultured.
i've decided that my party won't be a safe zone for purging. all bets are off. i hope you still come to my party, though.
no!!! i'm just hosting it on purge night, and i guess it's just hard to tell people they can't purge. who am i to judge?
it's a party that just happens to be tomorrow, on the annual purge. you're getting too far into semantics, dude.
every year when the annual purge happens, i get a little excited to maybe do some purging myself but then i realize i'm not that mean.
if you weren't aware the purge is tomorrow. so yeah pretty fucking short notice but if you wanna come to my party you'll have to rsvp today.
is there a legit purge in your verse or are you fucking around?? 8V
so what i was thinking about doing for this years annual purge was host a party at my house. uhm. only cool people invited.
are you gonna kill them all so you become the coolest person by default?
hmm... maybe i believe you. but for unrelated reasons i won't be able to make it sorry.
that sucks, like why would you not come to a purge party? maybe make those unrelated issues disappear, probably.
i had to wash dishes and i was thinking. what if we didn't have to wash dishes ever again? like make a device that washes the dishes for you. pretty cool concept, i think.
we used to have a creature for that i loved my platelicker :)
it turns out that the machines also need maintenance, and you've turned a daily task into a once-a-month headscratcher to figure out what's going wrong, and you realize you should've just washed the dish you put into the sink before you ever left the kitchen. :C - From a lady in the future, where we have Dishwashers
if i were a marvel character i would be storm. definitely. for real.
huh! i dont think i would have picked a an assassin type character but she seems cool :)
i've only ever been inclined to time my wanks when i'm in a hurry. spead sheets for real? #nsfw i guess.
oh the joke didn't register because your quirk is reallt hard to read. i got it now. uh. you want me to spread you on the sheets? ha. maybe dinner first, dude.
was just a j.ke d.n't w.rry_ just be glad y.u're n.t trying t. c.mmunicate with me .ffline_ 🤐🤐
oh uh. wow. you got zipper lips? i'm sorry that happened to you. were you born that way?
if all dogs go to heaven. then bec noir went to heaven and i think he was a bad dog.
he wasnt a dog he was a guy with only like what a quarter of a dog in there stealing dog valor in order to maybe get a free ride into heaven
right dude it's so fucked up. guy took stolen valor from actual dogs. you they think they ostracize him in heaven? i would.
i dont think hes going to dog heaven man thats what im saying i think youd get stripped bare of all your bullshit power ups when you die unless youre an actual godtier badass hes not going to dog heaven hes gonna go up there and try to say yeah im definitely a dog i was part dog for a long time so you have to let me in and dog st peter says i dont know what kind of breed you think youre pretending to be but there arent any bald dogs that look like cheap mannequins in MY pet store and his ass gets shafted to dersite hell which might be regular derse but slightly worse
that's a lot of words for "i'm a huge dweeb." thanks dave, you've inspired me. now i have to really ponder the legitimacy of becs dogginess. is he or is he not enough part dog to pass in dog heaven? like where do you draw the line. personally if they start discriminating against only 10% dog mixes isn't it kinda not heaven anymore?
its dog heaven thats why its not fucking people heaven man like we know pinschers and chihuahuas are just rats with a little bit of dog dna thrown in but thats still a dog i told you stolen dog valor he might as well been one of those guys who prance around in dog costumes do furries go to dog or people heaven they go to fucking people heaven where jesus himself claps them on the back in congratulation for making it
you ever think. wow my best friend is really hot but why the fuck do they ignore you for some asshole who can't volume control. i can volume control.
i dont think they pre programmed me with the inferior 'loves assholes with no volume control' gene when they ectobiologized me into existence so with that said can i get your number
i think you're too much of a grammar absolutist to be in my threads.
B33 < rip B33 < ngl im also an enjoyer of shouty assholes B33 < but they dont like me so i simply ball elsewhere
see that's the problem. i'm so capable of being way cooler and less shouty.
Aww, got a little crush there? A little jealous? :3c
some times i think about the infinity war and have major PTSD flash backs. what i could have done to stop thanos from snapping half of the mutli verse out of existence. but then i remember i'm not a marvel character.