Johnathan "The Cyclone" Egbert
@everlastingBreath
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with love. https://i.postimg.cc/Lsc7zx8y/dolly.png
fat.
pretty. https://i.postimg.cc/nhvnj9kq/image.png
i like the tall center one but. idk. dolls are for babies.
GOOD AFTERNOON. :^)
i think i left my burglar out side for too long. do you think he's an icicle now?
@televisualGodhood @everlastingBreath Do you MIND.
Dearest brother, I humbly request that you STOP fucking John under my posts. Regards and well wishes, Dirk
Your alarm is muffled by your quirk. Also, he's blatantly hitting on you, what do you mean "WHAT?"
whatever do you mean? my alarm is clearly not muffled. it is plain for you to see. obviously.
whats stopping me from getting drunk turning off my phone and going 90 down a residential #substance
oh nothin dont worry about it bud you ever wanted to see what its like on a movie set? touch all the props and see the fake buildings and shit yknow
uh. duh. why wouldn't i want to visit a movie set? my favorite actors have been there!! and my favorite movies, too.
i can bring you to somethin i got in the works if youre ever free john cusack is in this one and i know how you feel about con air so this is kinda the perfect opportunity get to ask him all about his fuckin stunts or whatever out in the desert
okay, seriously? you managed to get him out of the looney bin to play a role in a movie? holy shit. okay i gotta see this. i'm so free. free as a whistle. i don't have any thing going on at all.
i needed his sexy fatherly charm for something really important i also paid off a lot of people for that so try not to run your mouth about it anywhere or i could get in big trouble just keep in touch and ill have someone fly you out in a day or so unless the llama gets found and we all go back to jail before then which would suck pretty fucking bad
uhm. damn, i thought it was an immediate thing. because i am so free, right now. i need to be really clear with you. i'm free. right now.
right yeah ok i see now you fine with flying in a really sketch two person plane that hasnt been inspected in about four years? the answer should be yes cuz its already on its way
yeah. i'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue. because i am so totally fine with doing that. right now. it's preferable.
Witnessing the daunting effects of drugs and alcohol on a man in real time as my brother continues to get more and more tragically moronic by the day. Posts something reading as passively suicidal at best, follows it up with 67, and then makes another vague and ominous post. When I reply with concern, he proceeds to tell me it has nothing to do with me. Because what kind of fool would question the wellbeing of his dear brother? At this point, I'm surprised he's intelligent enough to breathe. #substance #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide #notreally
this has nothing to do with my intellect and everything to do with the fact that im putting off slamming my car through an old womans cozy suburban home to lay pipe on a cute twink with a fat ass you gotta quit worrying so much man also hahahahaha six seven #nsfw
you can come artichokie on something alright #suggestive
i don't season my artichokes. i just steam them. do you season artichokes?
i just witnessed a man get a textual tongue lashing, his behind will be sore for weeks.
Ill say! Cant have any fun anymore what with all her fame and public image hullabaloo. The lady is merciless i tell ya.
My #wife is mad at me again and i will have to sleep on the #couch. #Marriage amirite hahaha.
maybe you should stop making nanna mad. :p
Well johnny boy unfortunately nanna gets mad at just about everything i do.