Johnathan "The Cyclone" Egbert
@everlastingBreath
im not gonna say who but someone hated my last chit. its ok twiinaquariium. i wont hug you if you dont want it bro
that guy hates everyones chitts.
X I think I’m the only one who’s awake rn x
i'm awake and totally peeved.
no shit, sherlock. but i guess my party isn't worth coming to. so i'm peeved.
i think the other john's are hosting a party. mine is canceled.
i guess i'm gonna try something new this year and throw a party. i dunno if anyone will come, especially because i don't really... have a house, but...
good luck. i talked about my party all yesterday and no one rsvpd.
well go figures you guys wouldn't rsvp. since the purge is tonight i know what i'll be doing.
|| & you still ggot room for holddin handds? :0
no man, nobody wanted to come to my party on purge night so i'm gonna be gearing up.
i've decided that my party won't be a safe zone for purging. all bets are off. i hope you still come to my party, though.
you’re going to host a murder party?? not cool, dude!
no!!! i'm just hosting it on purge night, and i guess it's just hard to tell people they can't purge. who am i to judge?
that is called hosting a murder party!!!
it's a party that just happens to be tomorrow, on the annual purge. you're getting too far into semantics, dude.
so what i was thinking about doing for this years annual purge was host a party at my house. uhm. only cool people invited.
are you gonna kill them all so you become the coolest person by default?
hmm... maybe i believe you. but for unrelated reasons i won't be able to make it sorry.
that sucks, like why would you not come to a purge party? maybe make those unrelated issues disappear, probably.
if you weren't aware the purge is tomorrow. so yeah pretty fucking short notice but if you wanna come to my party you'll have to rsvp today.
is there a legit purge in your verse or are you fucking around?? 8V
i've only ever been inclined to time my wanks when i'm in a hurry. spead sheets for real? #nsfw i guess.
oh the joke didn't register because your quirk is reallt hard to read. i got it now. uh. you want me to spread you on the sheets? ha. maybe dinner first, dude.
was just a j.ke d.n't w.rry_ just be glad y.u're n.t trying t. c.mmunicate with me .ffline_ 🤐🤐
oh uh. wow. you got zipper lips? i'm sorry that happened to you. were you born that way?
you ever think. wow my best friend is really hot but why the fuck do they ignore you for some asshole who can't volume control. i can volume control.
Aww, got a little crush there? A little jealous? :3c
if i were a marvel character i would be storm. definitely. for real.
huh! i dont think i would have picked a an assassin type character but she seems cool :)
B// < kitty cant have SHIT in this house
i think it's really just down to a skill issue. not barking on your style but if you want some thing you just have to take it.
B33 < im TRYING to be NICE B33 < nyalso being a brightly flashing catbirdspurrite means stealth is kinda difficult
you can't be nice in this economy, i should know. bitches be hard to come by and you really just gotta go for it, man woman enby or what ever. can i just say dude?
B33 < im gonna offur you a faustnyan bargain B33 < eithpurr you have dude purrivileges revoked and have to grapple with finding a noun fur me B33 < or you can call me dude but you dont act like this on my posts anyamore
BTT < ok being fur real See I'm being for real right now. So far I have seen you tell me "bitches can be hard to come by", dunk on Karkat unprovoked, and express frustration with my gender. I'm just trying to have fun too y'know? You're kinda harshing my silly vibes.
i was so not doing any of that, i didn't even know you were talking about karkat. also it was a legitimate question. i started typing man but then that sounded rude.
B33 < if its a legitimate questnyan then dude is fine BX(( < bluh B33 < im gonna go make breakfast