SEE I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS HAVE ACCESS TO THE TRANS-TIMELINE FEED. IT BAFFLES THE SHIT OUT OF ME- DOES THIS MEAN THAT VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS ARE REAL AND WE JUST NEVER FOUND THEM?! WHAT KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?! ACTUALLY IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING DAVE SAID ONCE- THAT THE DERSE AGENTS IN THE GAME ARE CHARACTERS FROM AN EARTH WEBCOMIC? DOES THAT MEAN THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE COMIC KNEW OF SBURB? OR ARE THESE GUYS JUST A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT? BUT I THINK THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHO GIVES A SHIT THIS IS ALL INCREDULOUSLY FUCKING STUPID!
OH, LIKE THAT. WELL I HAVE ZERO CONTEMPT FOR THAT ONE, THAT ONE'S AWESOME.
D --> Complacency doesn't make my muscles less big fortunately
SEE THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW FUCKING TIMES, I KNOW THAT ~SHIT IS EVER POSSIBLE~ BUT I AM ALMOST CERTAIN A MAJORITY OF THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS ARE JUST ROLEPLAYERS. AND NOBODY LIKES A FUCKING ROLEPLAYER, VERY FEW OF THEM ACTUALLY BATHE.
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Just don't give Troll Gordon Freman the numbers on your credit card and the silly numbers on the back, he ain't using it to fight the Combine is all I'm saying
THE GUY WHO WROTE THE EARTH WEBCOMIC (ACTUALLY A SUBTYPE OF VISUAL NOVEL BUT I DIGRESS) LIVED ON ALTERNIA'S GREEN MOON. THEN LORD ENGLISH KILLED HIM AND HE JUST MOVED INTO AN EXILE STATION TO ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF THE YOUNG CALIBORN.