↘️i am tired of prospective hires always asking if there is such a thing as "upwards mobility".↘️ ↗️WHY ARE YOU UNABLE TO BE SATIATED WITH YOUR CURRENT POSITION.↗️ ↘️if you were qualified for any higher classification, you would have applied for it.↘️ ↗️BUT HERE YOU ARE, A MEAGER SUBMISSION IN THE RUNNING FOR JANITERRORIST.↗️ ↘️literally undeserving of your cheque entirely, you should be scrubbing my salivary excretions↘️ ↗️FROM WHERE I WAS COMMANDED TO CLEAN THEM WITH MY TASTEMUSCLE FOR MY FAILINGS IN MY SEMISOLAR EMPLOYEE REVIEW↗️ ↘️off of the floorboards.↘️
↘️i begin every night by awaking from under my workplatform, i am sparsely hive and utilize portacupes to achieve full rest in the sparse moments that my patent-pending 9-5-9 shifts lag between interjunctional sections or "not mandatory but heavily recommended midshift nutritional breaks".↘️ ↗️IT IS A MEASELY 15-30 MINUTES OF REST AT A TIME, BUT NEVERTHELESS ENOUGH TO RESTORE ANY FLAGGED CONSTITUTION.↗️ ↘️a lesser employee may reel at the notion, but i have always been of elite classification.↘️ ↗️MY NIGHT PERSISTS WITH OFFICEDROLL. I ENGAGE IN ACTS OF SERVITUDE WITH MY HIGHER UPS, I TRACK THE INDIVIDUAL INVESTMENTS AND RECOMMENDED PREYSTOCK TO POUNCE ON.↗️ ↘️investing low and selling high.↘️ ↗️I SPEND SEVERAL HOURS POURING OVER HER IMPERIAL MARKET.↗️ ↘️if i am poor in the advice i deliver my iron-pronged superiors, i am swiftly, physically reprimanded.↘️ ↗️IF I AM DOING A BAD JOB WITH MY QUARTERLY REPORTS FOR THE ROUGH INVESTMENT DIVIDENDS BUSINESS AND INVESTMENTS LLC IS MAKING↗️ ↘️i am commanded to eat the report.↘️ ↗️WHICH I DO NOT LIKE, BUT DO NEVERTHELESS.↗️ ↘️i watch her imperial markets again.↘️ ↗️I BROKER MORE COLLECTIONS OF STOCK.↗️ ↘️i manage the hedge funds of trolls with more caegar than i can ever conceptualize having in my dusty, lame coffers.↘️ ↗️I WATCH HER IMPERIAL MARKETS AGAIN.↗️ ↘️i submit myself to the grinding gears of the wider chittr population.↘️ ↗️AND BOOST THE STATS OF MY DESIGNATED CEO ACCOUNTS.↗️ ↘️i serve and i please.↘️ ↗️AND MY CYCLE BEGINS AGAIN BY THE TIME I HAVE FINISHED ALL OF THE LESSER DELEGATIONS.↗️ ↘️and i watch her markets again.↘️
✐ᝰ Oh! That's... Quite a packed schedule! You don't have much time for hobbies in there, I gather? Or.. Is the chittr part the hobby? ᝰᝰ
↗️HOBBIES ARE FRIVOLOUS.↗️ ↘️i enjoy drawing the physiques of those more capable than i, occasionally.↘️
↘️okay.↘️ ↗️I DREW THIS.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a4bf3116ecb0.png ↘️
✐ᝰ Oh, wow! This is very ambitious. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Do you show your art to your superiors or is it a personal affair? ᝰᝰ
↗️I WILL POST THEM ON CHITTR FOR THEIR BULBS TO FEAST UPON, BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM FEEL↗️ ↘️honored.↘️ ↗️I BELIEVE.↗️
>> Why do you wear ડhoeડ ¡n the off¡ce What ¡ડ wrong w¡th you
↗️I LITERALLY MENTION MY ARTIFICAL, POOR-GRADE STEPCOVERINGS HERE OFTEN.↗️ ↘️i just did not wear them for this image that i drew.↘️ ↗️TO SHOW DIFFERENCE TO MY HIGHER UP.↗️
>> Are you ડure they apprec¡ate ¡t when you have the trotterડ out ?? Barkbeaડtડ 1ooડe ??