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Dexter Vuzrei. A pleasure. While we still have your credit card on file, your unreasonable requests and the frequency with which they were placed ("FROM NOW AND FOREVER EVERY PERIGEE IN THE AMOUNT OF 10,000") was not possible to fill retroactively. Your order, unfortunately, had to be cancelled as you failed to give the company required advanced notice of 3 days for bulk orders. Since your request consisted of "10,0000 (sic) pizzas", it would be unreasonable to ask our employees to fulfill this order spanning as far back as the dawn of troll. Your pizza order also constituted a very serious breach of public trust, as it was made out to the address of one "ZEBRUH CODDAK", who our records show died some time ago. With this consideration on file, and the knowledge several of our delivery artissassins asserted that you "smell funny" and "mutter often", we have culled your eligibility to make use of our prestigious pizza services. Have a somewhere else day, Jarred ๐ - - - - - - Pizza Hive (R).