Pro Tip for the modern villain: If you can identify the emotional heart of any adventuring party/council/general organization you can usually skip having to murder all of them because then the remaining group cannibalize itself in despair This is a skill I can teach you THIS POST SPONSORED BY THE PALADINS OUTSIDE, WHO I AM GOING TO /GET/ I /SEE/ YOUR SOFT SPOKEN AND SEEMINGLY FRAIL LIGHTWEAVER #violence
I think part of it is I'm deffo like, the Dragon (tv tropes voice) around here so like dealing with this has gots to be streamlined a bit
Looooool yeah I get you.
The BOSS doesn't have time for every rag tag group of would-be heroes who won a fight with some of the thralls I asked the thralls to do the dishes once and they pulled out a rake they are NOT heromakers
I gotta say that’s always the funniest part to me about vampires. Either your thralls suck shit or they require so much upkeep it’s like why bother.
I don't even like them but when you dominate someone's mind and will for information sometimes you just kinda... have them now... We hoped they could form the domestic staff for the castle but they suck so much shit
If it was me I’d shapeshift and hunt them for funsies. Good times.
I mean you're welcome to come over if you want lol I just have to deal with the paladins outside first because they're doing Paladin stuff
Invite for me? Yesssss :3 Yeah that’s real though. Good luck with the goody goody squad.
Yeah you can come over and play whenever we have soooooo much room for guests
Yayayayayayay I’d give you some blood as thanks cause I can make however much I want but it probably tastes kinda shit to you. You’re welcome to try it though, probably gonna be heavily metallic, as a warning.