The sole 8lemish on the otherwise 8eauty that are Alternian women is the revolting aesthetics of its Empress. It is the universe's jest that the most potent throne of ladyhood is occupied 8y its ugliest.
(( Basically: Every woman is hot except for the Empress. dsidsdsdd ))
While her personality beliefs actions and expanding and contracting bladder-based aquatic vascular system are shriveled, blackened, and revolting, I think it disingenuous to pretend that she isn't a fucking bombshell.
I don't know, you seem pretty )(appy to be kissing someone w)(o's genetically nig)( identical 3B)
What a heavy accus8tion. What are you going to do? Pin me into a kiss until I recant?
We )(ave our ways of torturing t)(e )(eretics, but for you, dear Captain? You can expect 80 las)(es 38)
What a cruel f8te, indeed. You can expect my retali8tion in full force. As if I would ever accept punishment without getting some return fire.
You'll )(ave to overpower me if you want t)(at! And we bot)( know w)(o's t)(e strong of us two 39)