Is it too much to ask for just ONE ancient curse to have a positive message? Its always "youre doomed to 100 years bad sex" and never "youre doomed to maintain excellent posture".
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < what if it says both
Hold the phone. Could excellent posture actually improve your odds of sexual relations thereby balancing out the scales? I feel like there may be a correlation here. Someone bone up on the science and get back to me.
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < of claws 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mew would be confident 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < purrfect posture and all 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mewd get hoes left and right
jakey i think curses r meant 2 fuck u over like, by definition
A wizard once cursed a man to become a headless horse-man type. Frankly i think the wizard should have considered the possibility that the whole "you are spooky forever" is objectively a pretty strong aesthetic upgrade if you like dramatic entrances.