̄\ my entire adult life i thought i'uz pitchbait. but y'all makin me wonder if im actually pitybait. devastating if so. pitiable even. / ̄
 ̄\ yo they got weasel here???? fuck yes keep that rent LOWERED / ̄
 ̄\ omg wait teehee do you ship us / ̄
I Think We C@n Get You B@ck In $h@pe With Enough Work. Hit The Book$, $crub. Get On Reddit
 ̄\ listen chief idk if im THAT dedicated to the cause. / ̄
 ̄\ you wanna get btween us you said? / ̄
$ee Thi$ I$ Why You're Not Pitchb@it. Commit To The Bit.
 ̄\ yeah but. reddit? / ̄
 ̄\ listen man, listen, it's just. everyone here is fuckin insane. i cant be the weird one under these conditions. / ̄
@t 7e@$t It'$ Not 4ch@n. But No You're Right, The Peop7e On Thi$ $ite @re @ D@rk Out7ier @nd C@nnot Be Counted. @t 7e@$t There'$ @7w@y$ @ $eedy B@r To Pi$$ Peop7e Off In.
 ̄\ god i love a seedy bar / ̄