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You've really got to stop posting things like this while I am on the clock, Drifter.
Well then you will be happy to know that Holliday has been skulking about as well.
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How kind! Thank you. My staff and I may likely take you up on that offer.
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OMG HEYYY DRIFTERRRR
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Enamel, cartilage, bone, marrow, skin, muscle, fat, keratin. All so valuable, all so precious, all equally as edible. :) #gore
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Always a real one, I plan on it.
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@feralRainbowdrinker since today seems to be a day of appreciation... Although our relationship is very new, I do hope that you enjoy it as much as I do. For all of my complaining about you tracking in blood on the carpets, or tearing my uniform with your claws (surely without intending to), I am so very happy to be with you. :) Please allow me to treat you to dinner and perhaps some form of dessert tonight? #matespritmonday #suggestive :) #violence
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It's very true. I can vouch for this.
cool number https://cdn.iimgchest.com/fiiles/7945d85a1bd4.png
i lied btw. that picture was actually me just a short while ago, in the same outfit i wore during the valdelobos incident. do i still got it or what?
i like to think you can barely tell the difference
As do I, Drifter. On another note, I apologize if this makes me a small bit late to our "rendezvous." I have to get things back in order in a timely manner.
Going on another small outing with a certain someone again tonight. I am finding it very difficult to wait. These emotions are quite exciting.
YâĢu lâĢâĢk tâĢâĢ inviting, have yâĢu tried being less attractive?
Perhaps The Lash have been too harsh on you Mobo.
He bit me. :/ #nsfw (...?)
How very forward of you, Drifter. Room 304, make sure you knock.
I would never turn down a paying customer's gratuities, should they find my services exemplary.
Tonight at The Baroness, I (and the rest of the staff) are going to be wearing these quaint "bunny suit" outfits. There is some sort of themed night going on. I will say, they are a bit... "breezy." I am not sure I've ever had as much skin exposed to the elements while on the clock before! So if that is something you would like to see, then, I suggest perhaps coming to The Baroness. #suggestive
You know where to find me. :)
Good day/night, Chittr. I had a very wonderful time yesterday. It was quite "fun" to chat with a certain someone. Cleared up a few grievances that, in the grand scheme of things, seem quite small now. A few small carpet stains are a fine price to pay for good company. (Besides, I can clean just about anything).
I will see you soon, then, Drifter.
@feralRainbowdrinker If I were to un-ban you from The Baroness under the conditions that you behave yourself and adhere to a basic policy of not eating any guests or making an intentional mess of the hotel, would you perhaps like to meet me in the back garden for a chat?
Since there has been some perfectly understandable confusion regarding the methodology, I will provide the formula. Each handle was assigned an Observational Placement Value. OPV = {[(LÂē + 13C + 17Y + 31K + 44A + 53W - 7R) + ÎĐ] mod N} + P Where: L = length of the handle, excluding the @, unless the @ seemed especially self-important. C = consonant temperament. Y = number of letters pretending not to be vowels. K = capital letter interference. A = animal, object, or theatrical-adjacent implication. W = whimsy coefficient. R = redundant-letter drag. ÎĐ = the cueball constant. N = number of observed handles. P = a small corrective applied when the result is funnier that way. For example, consider , which placed at . L = 10 C = 8 Y = 2 K = 1 A = 1 W = 1 R = 1 ÎĐ = 4132 N = 2765 P = narrative inevitability So: OPV = {[(10Âē + 13(8) + 17(2) + 31(1) + 44(1) + 53(1) - 7(1)) + 4132] mod 2765} + P OPV = {[100 + 104 + 34 + 31 + 44 + 53 - 7 + 4132] mod 2765} + P OPV = {4491 mod 2765} + P OPV = 1726 + P After applying the standard narrative inevitability correction, as one does, the value resolves to 2. This is not arbitrary. It is merely governed by several factors you were not meant to see.
Despite your contemptuous nature and your poor hygiene, you will always be an S tier to me, Drifter.
Fuckin finally
Stabs you Stabs you Stabs-
Just so that everyone is aware: The Baroness's main entrance is currently under repair after someone -- I am not naming names -- decided to rip the doors off the hinges and cause mild damage to the stonework and frame. We apologize for this inconvenience.
i am placing blocks and shit cause im in fucking minecraft
its pride month monday
I have looked at the online reviews of the (esteemed) Baroness Hotel and would like to set the record straight on some of the falsehoods spread there. There is no corridor with a floor that falls away into the void; the construction of the building itself is impeccable and there are no faults to be found within. If there was a corridor leading to a terrible fate in the void, there would be no chance for the average guest to wander into it and, in fact, the people complaining about it (to the point that they're leaving poor reviews of one of the finest, most respected hotels) would probably deserve it if they happened to end up there. Please, do come stay at the Baroness; luxury is a mere reservation away.
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