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Just so that everyone is aware: The Baroness's main entrance is currently under repair after someone -- I am not naming names -- decided to rip the doors off the hinges and cause mild damage to the stonework and frame. We apologize for this inconvenience.
I have looked at the online reviews of the (esteemed) Baroness Hotel and would like to set the record straight on some of the falsehoods spread there. There is no corridor with a floor that falls away into the void; the construction of the building itself is impeccable and there are no faults to be found within. If there was a corridor leading to a terrible fate in the void, there would be no chance for the average guest to wander into it and, in fact, the people complaining about it (to the point that they're leaving poor reviews of one of the finest, most respected hotels) would probably deserve it if they happened to end up there. Please, do come stay at the Baroness; luxury is a mere reservation away.

the drifter, bab7, (learl7



