← @diamondsDroog

Would anyone be interested in playing a game of five finger fillet.

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For fuck's sake. This is exactly 0% of what I meant. Do your fucking numbers summon you like some unholy facsimile of a shadow magic ritual?

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@itChy[IC]

I'll fillet all your fingers.

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@itChy[IC]

You're welcome to try, One.

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No need to be excessively rude about it, Droog. Do you despise the Felt that much? Or is it just me?

I assure you, it isn't personal. Knowing your cohorts I can't say I imagine you're sincerely interested in a fair game, though. Am I wrong.

Of course I'm interested in a fair game! I'll already know how it ends, but I'm interested in it all the same~

...Sure. Why the hell not.

Delightful! Winner takes the fingers of the loser?

Just one is fine. Keeping track of multiple is more of a hassle than a prize.

How dull; but fine~

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