“Wow, I LOVE destroying the natural rainforest! Destroying natural habitats and lush undergrowths is soooo sexy!” Said no one. Ever. Put down that razor. This isn’t you. Burn that shaving cream. Return and refund it. You have no idea what you are undoing. #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow
im literally always saying this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about us trimmers?
Trimming is necessary for a major motion picture event. There isn’t a film in existence that didn’t go through extensive shortening and curation during the process of creation. Cutting is for the marketing department and the Hayes Code abiding cowards. Do not mistake my meaning. You are worthy.
I always want to be ready for my closeup.