?????? Elwurd: "Stole a painting from the museum. Who's buying?" | chittr

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@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

stoLe a painting from the museum. who's buying?

Kult: +45

Kull: +45

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.00

@flurriedFiduciary[FF]

;; h-hi um legi§lacerator here i-i don't think you §hould be po§ting incriminating chit§ like thi§ to c-chittr.com??? ;;

Kult: +4

Total: 4

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ good thing there ain't no such thing as chittr.com, cause babey we're on chittr.ing WHOOOOOO 🕷️🍭✨

↩ @sugarspunBanshee[SB]

@flurriedFiduciary[FF]

;; r-right... i-i don't think that... um... well... um... nevermind i gue§§... ;;

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

how much are you offering?

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

i've seen bark beasts be more threatening. try threatening me with the Law when you're a LittLe Less cute

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@flurriedFiduciary[FF]

;; u-um... not really a threat more like... advice, actually?? hhh hh... ;;

↩ @flurriedFiduciary[FF]

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

so you're a LegisLacerator and you admit you won't do anyting about my theft?

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@flurriedFiduciary[FF]

;; i-it'§ not really m-my re§pon§ibility u-unle§§ t-the ca§e §pecifically i§ brought forward t-to the mini§try of ju§tice and the §omehow become§ part of m-my §pecific ca§eload... ;;

↩ @rxsellGaegrl[RG]

@flurriedFiduciary[FF]

;; i-i only do thi§ for the paycheck... ;;