WHAT EVEN IS A SCRATCH D0CT0R. THAT IS A STUPID NAME F0R STUPID PE0PLE.
Someone who repairs scratches, it would seem.
Scratch Doctor?
PLEASE PICTURE THE W0RST MAN Y0U CAN IMAGINE. THERE Y0U G0. N0W MAKE HIM W0RSE.
THAT IS A STUPID THING T0 BE PR0UD 0F. AS A SPECIALTY.
Ooo I do not like that >:B