
「*yaaawwwnnnn* ohayo, minasan! (*´∀`)ノ」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gud evening! (*^ー^)ノ]

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「(;`∀´) m-megane-san has been actively posting... (;^ω^) aahh~ megane-san can't shinderu!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane can't die, he's eternal!!!!~ (* ̄∇ ̄)ノ]
I wish..you would...shinderu....(^ . ^ ❀) #violence

「(´ι _` ) nyever. megane-san is fluent.」

「( ´_ゝ`)」 「(; ´_ゝ`)」
(^ . ^ ❀)

「(* ̄∇ ̄)ノ hai haiiii!!~ this is megane-san's trollhongo lesson! mcroix sawyer's name in east alternian... is... (ФωФ) kijou-i! (*ゝω・*) kijou-i-chan!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kijou-i means... moobeast girl! (ФωФ) kekeke... in a nyaughty way~]
noow thats interestin'! ya learn soomethin' new every day! thanks foor tellin me, partner

「(*ノ∀`*) kekekeke~ kijou-i-chan, ahhh~ syo kawaii~」

