｢live for ai-chan, die for ai-chan.... all my akasupa for ai-chan! i bought 9,000トロリーエン worth of lightsticks to illuminate my ai-chan oshi shrine! usoooo!⁽⁽`o(≧ᗜ≦)o´⁾⁾｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: トロリーエン is the sacred, east alternian currency! akasupa is spending all that currency in a SUPADONO- super donation! it comes in lots of kewl coins, ah, so sugoi and refined! an oshi is a superfan! like megane-san! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-]
｢kyuuu, i thought you were a tsundere joshi when i first saw your profile kekeke~...but you're just a boy. ┐(´ー｀)┌ ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a tsundere is a really kyutieful girl who acts really tough and rude, but is super sukisuki with her lover-dono. a joshi is a girl! unlike mintyl-kun...gyuhhh!( ´Д｀)=3]
- Hmm. 😀 - I guess it figures that you're one of those dues with an over-proclivity for the ladies. 🖐️🤣🤣 And no Job. Figures! Welp, good luck with ever getting any of sick little desires mmet! - You will definitely need it. 😆😆😂😂😂
｢gyuhh... a hater on my sacred, shrinal yakushoku... grr...𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖎 𝖔𝖋𝖋...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yakushoku means post!]
- Ok, I'll bite. Who the FLIP is sensei and when the heck is going to comme and give you a Hand with filling out that Job application??? 🤣🤣
｢aughh...tch... kusooo.. megane-sensei is megane-san's dark bunshin, with all the powers of his unihorn KYUKYULASERBEAMU𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ... i'm *growl* containing the beast for now but... ヽ( `д´*)ノ if mintyl-kun doesn't stop talking about...! n-nani!? mintyl-kun's surname is... t-tsurga!? ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! could it be... megane-san is in the presence of a real east alternian!?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bunshin means alter ego, or, "evil double" in east alternian! nani means "whuh!?!", and is a real otakyu way to say what the frig!]
Don't worry Nee-chan! YOuO will! Doki doki KYUUUUUULL! ( ･ω･)☞ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢KYAAAHHHHH!!!! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹AI-CHAN'S KYUTIEFUL BEAM!!!! MY DOKIS ARE DOKI-ING!!!! KEKEKEKEKE~~~ IT TICKLES, AI-CHAN!! ( //｣///｢//)♡｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹THE DOKIS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹]
- ... 😐😑 - Yes. Yes, I'mm East Alternian. What about it. Does that even mmatter. - Did you really just roleplay growl at mme, too? Dude.
｢gyahhh!! i'm such a baka!! i should have known you weren't a gaijin! nyeh, megane-san is so gomen!(；ＴДＴ) 次はバカな真似はしないよ、大きなミントの葉さん! i, too, have traces of east alternian blood in me... kekeke~ ancestor-sensei was so atamai!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: i don't even have to translate my epicsauze trollhongo! kekeke~ but, i will anyway! a gaijin is a stupid westerner. gomen means "megane-san is so sorry, tsurga-dono!" "次はバカな真似はしないよ、大きなミントの葉さん" is megane-san's prayer for forgiveness, a promise that he will never be clueless again in front of his hatchmate! kyugu! so silly, megane-san, idiot! ｡･(つд`｡)･｡ oh, and atamai means "big panned"!]
- Dear f*cking Mother Grub.