｢kekekekeke~ megane-san played an ichiban kuji and when he pyulled the A card... (´ω｀) they gave him a sashin of anatta!! (〝⌒∇⌒〝)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: an ichiban kuji is an east alternian lottery game for otaku to win sick prizes desu!! sashin means photographic image. anatta means you!( ｀ー´) THIS POST IS ONLY FOR KYUTIEFUL GIRLZ!!!!( ｀□´)]
Uwah! Someone in need of tasukeru summoned me! Nee-chan!? Are yOuO daijOuObu! Get back yOuO fOuOl villian! Stay away from my preciOuOs yuujin! Doki Doki Ultimate Ai-chan Skull Dissection BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMU!!!! (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢KYAHAHAHA!! AI-CHAN WEAKENED YOU... NOW TIME TO FINISH ANATTA OFF!（*＾3＾）/～☆｣ ｢*megane-san draws his katana and slices caliborn-baka in two! this attack can't miss or be dodged or blocked or negated and caliborn is now shin*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: anatta means soulless in eastern alternian religion. shin means dead. sayonara! (^3^)/]
[*THERE IS A BRIEF MOMENT. WHERE THE uNDOGEABLE. uNBLOCKABLE BLADE. SHEATHES ITSELF INSIDE OF CALIBORN'S SKIN. IN A WAY THAT SuGGESTS. PERMANENT DAMAGE. IT SLICES WITH THE BITCHMADE CERTAINTY. OF A BODACIOuS FuCHSIABLOOD. ANTICLIMACTICALLY KILLED OFF. WITH A SINGLE WELL-PLACED STRIKE. OR THE EVEN MORE ANTICLIMAX. OF LORD GANONDORF. GETTING HIS BITCH ASS. DONE IN BY SOME TWINK IN A SWEATY GuARD'S SuIT. YOu WITNESS CALIBORN'S PuPILS DILATE. HIS EYES. SOuLLESSLY BEREFT OF THE FORMER SPLENDOR. AND CANDOR. BLOOD POOLS uP IN THE BACK OF HIS THROAT. ONLY TO GuSH FORWARD LIKE AN ERuPTION OF MOLTEN MAGMA IN SPuTTERED POOLS. FROM THE TOP OF MOuNT FuJI.*] YOu MuST THINK. DEATH. IS ENOuGH TO STOP ME. LAuGHABLE. [HE GuRGLES.] [CLEAVED IN SHIN. BuT NOT. SHINDE IRu. WHICH WOuLD MEAN DEAD. OR SHINDA. WHICH WOuLD MEAN DEAD. PAST TENSE. BuT RATHER. THE PART OF THE LEG THAT IS THE LEAST IMPORTANT. FOR SuRVIVAL. CALIBORN HOWLS. ENTERING HIS CALAMITY STATE. HIS VICIOuS BLOOD. BOILS WITH ANGER BEFITTING OF HIS MAJESTIC MIGHT.] CLEARLY. YOu ARE ILL-SuITED. ILL-PREPARED. AND ILL-FATED A MATCH. FOR A CHERuB. TO THINK SuCH PITIABLE SWORDPLAY. EVEN FROM THE LIKES OF MEGANE-KuN. AND ANNOuN-KuN. COMBINED IN FORCES. AMOuNTS ONLY TO FOOLISHNESS. EVERYONE KNOWS OuR ILK. ARE AT OuR STRONGEST. IN TWO HALVES. HAA HAA! Fuu Fuu! NYE NYE! WRY WRY! BEHOLD. MY FOuRTH FROM FINAL FORM. IN FIVE POSTS. I WILL DESTROY THIS PLANET. MAKE YOuR TIME COuNT. THERE WILL BE NONE REMAINING BEFORE LONG.
｢...｣ ｢nyah...｣ ｢i'd win.(*´∀｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nyah is a kyool nekomimi way to say nah!]
｢megane-sama would make caliborn-kun's powerscaling look like a slice of life anime, but gyuh! ！Σ(￣□￣;) that's in the next eppysode, and anata never renewed his crunchytroll subscription! (*｀▽´*) kekeke~ better luck next timeuu! *the wild megane-san has fled! ヽ(〃´∀｀〃)ﾉ*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: eppysode is a more kawaii way to say episode! timeuu means time.]
LET'S START WITH YOu. THEN. SINCE YOuR ALLY FLED. MY GOOD BITCH. 『 フルコンチネンタルイングリッシュブレックファーストビーム』【FuRu KONCHINETARu INGuRISSHu BuREKKuFAASuTO BIIMu!!!】- (FuLL CONTINENTAL ENGLISH BREAKFAST BEAM!!!!!) [THE GROuND SHAKES. BELCHED FORWARD WITH THE ACIDIC INTENSITY OF A BEAM OF PARTIALLY DIGESTED INGREDIENTS SWARMS THE AIR WITH ITS FIERY WREATHE OF INCINERATION CLOAKING ALL IN A WREATHE OF DARKNESS. LIGHT DARKNESS. GLOWING DARKNESS. GREEN. LIKE MY SKuLL. THE LIKELIHOOD OF SuRVIVAL IS NIL. LESS THAN ZERO. THIS COuLD BE A VERY BIG CHARACTER MOMENT FOR YOu. DYING AT THE HANDS OF A MIGHTIER ENEMY.) ⭐☆☆☆☆ ONE OuT OF FIVE POSTS uNTIL THE WORLD ENDS. https://i.imgur.com/Dr831jc.gif
Uwah!! Caliborn-kun is that yOuO in the video!? YOuOr マッスルやオッパイ are so OuOkiina! Make them bigger make them bigger!! Ai-chan wants to see how 大 Cali-kun can nnyhhhhaaaaahn~!! O-oh iie! YOuOr massive bOuOba made Ai-chan girlsquirt! (That's the more kawaii version of yicky boycreaming that shonen trolls do) Get bigger get bigger get (While Ai-chan is distracted being totemo アンプロフェッショナル Caliburn-kun's big girthy death ray turns her to a pile of kawaii ashes and girlsquirt! いやー!) #nsfw #language —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
CALIBORN. WINS? +8888888888 XP.
Hmm.