do you idiots think just two trolls fill a whole fucking bucket? holy shit. #nsfw imagine thinking that the empress is like, i will build a robot that allows me to collect the gene ooze of a total of.... 4 trolls. two buckets per drone. how fucking genius of the empress. I'm actually laughing.
i dont even want my name. but i can promote pailing between us baby. #nsfw
｢GYAHHHH!!!!!!!! DETEIKE, HENTAI!! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) AI-CHAN'S PURAPURAPURITY CAN'T BE TAINTED BY BUCKET-SAN!! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: deteike means GET AWAY FROM HERRR, anata wa MONSUTA DESU!!!]
Do something about it. Here's my address. Hive Address: 14 Ashgut Alley Smogside Warrens, Sector 3 Rust District Periphery Eastern Alternia
｢MEGANE-SAN IS GOING T( :ﾟ皿ﾟ)｣ ｢Σ(｀д´；) kyuu- kyauh! ehhh!?!?!｣ ｢n-nani!?! e-east alternia!?! ahh~ (・ε・｀ ) gahhh... megane-san didn't know he was in the presence of a great masuta and sensei of baketsu katsudo! ゜゜(´O｀)°゜ ahhhnn~ bucket-chan, gomenne!! (´ﾉω；`) boku wa nani mo shiranai! kekeke~ (´_ゝ`)*megane-san rubs the back of his neck shyly* ahhh~ so grateful to meet more trolls who wuv trollhongo cullture! ＼(^_^)／ keke~ we is tomodachi nows! OwO｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: masuta means master, and sensei means teacher! ＼(^_^)／ as in, bucket-chan is a kawaii master of baketsu katsudo, or pailing techniques! (ФωФ) kekeke~~ ahh~ megane-san wonders if he's ever used any advanced techniques! (=^ェ^=) hollow purple! kekeke~ gomen means megane-san is really sorry, truly such baka! so regret! (´_ゝ`)baku wa nani mo shiranai means gyuuhhh~~ megane-san was syoo cwuewess ( ＴДＴ) gomen, gomen! ＼(^_^)／ byuttt!!!! megane-san is your friend (tomodachi) nyeow! mwehehehe~]
｢gyaahh... megane-san is a hikikomori. (。･´д`･。) megane-san never leaves his tonneru. (;＿q) gomen.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is safe in his tonneru (tunnel) with ai-chan! (´ε ｀ ) hikikomori is an east alternian term for a troll who nyeheheverrr leaves their hiveu( ´∀｀)σ)∀`) kyaahh~ so perfect way to live!]
｢(；・∀・) m...more visitors? nani?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san never got visitors before.]
｢(*^▽^)/★*☆♪ kyahh!! sweepu tunnels, sweepu tunnels!｣