
pyrjin mharle
@galantyOuroboros
[art by gh0st-bat] are you prepared to challenge me... are you ready to do something SPONTANEOUS??? youre NOT READY!!!
I CAN BE YOUR BIGGEST SUPPORTER!!!
im simply outnumbering you with my sheer presence... you cannot handle the amount of me i bring to the table...
I AM WINNING WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS LOSING!!!
i require attention NOW!!!
i almost forgot about this... heh... dont worry... i know you all miss me...
i refuse to be normal,,, i will be as abnormal and as unhinged as possible and i will succeed...
im going to become an inventor and create something incredible... maybe build a time machine... i will build one...
my tail is no longer a hindrance to myself,,, it is now a weapon and i will never be afraid to use it...
I AM EAGER TO BE INCLUDED!!! INCLUDE ME IN EVERYTHING!!!
now how can i make this all about me...
i have great news... my costume has arrived... it has been many moons since i have purchased a costume fit for my current persona... i have everything i need...
i am BAKING A NEW FRESH PIE to make peace with the masses... would you like a slice...???
I HAVE DECIDED TO BE NICE... i was instructed to be nice... i will be nice now... this is me being nice... hello...
you people are TOO EASY!!!
(everyone thinks im SERIOUS... ha... im so good at what i do...)
evil daily checklist: - mow the lawn,,, evilly... - flip off all who oppose me... - read the newspaper ✅ - combat other evils so that i remain the most evil of all... - drink scalding leaf fluid while planning my devilish schemes ✅ - make sure sandcatdad gets deserving and loving pets (silently evilly) ✅
they call me delightfully devilish...
hm... i need an assistant... it will make sense soon...
im evil again... time to do evil things... fear me...
i am... trapped... this may be the end for me...










