I should message some of you sad losers, guarantee it would a8solutely make your day if you gotta speak with THE Vriska Serket.

And tell me, how would you make it better?
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Eh if I wanted to be in the presence of an absolute bitch I have a mirror. And a robot running around with my soul in it.
I can 8e as pretentious as I fucking want, what's there to say? I'm the 8est everyone else is CLEARLY worse. Only reason everyone made it out alive was 8ecause of me and only me! ::::)
PROV4BLY UNTRU3 BUT 1 GU3SS TH4TS WH4T 1 G3T FOR TRY1NG TO 3NG4G3 YOU DO YOU S3RK3T 1LL B3 OV3R H3R3
I mean if you are expecting someone like your Vriska I'm afraid I'm one of a kind ::::)

