enacted the rare "invader clause" on some loser's FLARP game today. had my megaphone and screamed "YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED BY A DARK SPRIT" before pinging a marble at 700m, going around mach 7, straight through one of their heads. get #owned #gore
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a rare trick they do not tell you about: mage class FLARPers are able to create spell scrolls for use cross-game. get a high level mage to craft you an "purloin bag of holding" scroll to use on a lower levelled player who does not have a bag of holding. the rules dictate that for a player that does not own a bag of holding, the next closest thing is their hive. their fucking HIVE. the moving company i hired previous to this stunt has already excavated every piece of furniture out of their hive. get fucked.
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i actually play the rare, fabled trickster class, mainly because i aim to fuck over other players as often as possible. quad points if i am ruining their lives outside of the game too
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nothing is illegal when you are friends with a head FLARP gamemaster and purveyor of rulings, and slip them 25 caegars. if you need a connection hit my line
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for a guy like me? it'S just FLAPing. because i yknow. drop the roleplaying part because it'S lame and everyone'S character is an edgelord now
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