MADE PLANS FOR TONIGHT TO PRY MY TERMINALLY INDOORS HUSK AWAY FROM CHITTR FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. PLANS WERE CANCELED. I'M GOING TO DIE IN FRONT OF THIS HUSKTOP.
H4PP3NS TO TH3 B3ST OF US!!
YOUR INEXPLICABLE OPTIMISM AND UPBEAT ATTITUDE HAS BEEN PROGRESSIVELY SEARING THE FLESH FROM MY ENDOSKELETON LIKE THE SHOCKWAVE OF A MUSHROOM CLOUD WITH EVERY CHIT. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO THANK YOU OR THROW YOU INTO A LEAD-LINED CONTAINER AND HURL IT HARD ENOUGH TO DISLOCATE MY PRONG FROM ITS SOCKET.
1 W1LL NOT L13. N3P3T4'S UPB34T 4TT1TUD3 H4S SLOWLY B33N 4BSORB1NG 1TS W4Y 1NTO MY POR3S 4ND ROTT1NG 1NTO MY TH1NKP4N. M41NLY B3C4US3 SH3 H4S B33N RUNN1NG TH4T HORR1D- 1 M34N V3RY LOV3LY BUS1N3SS TH4T 1 G3T TH3 OPPORTUN1TY TO WORK 4LONGS1D3 W1TH H3R 4ND H3R PR3C1OUS B3ST13 3QU1US >:/
INCONSOLABLE WEEPING BULBMAGGOTS. *EQUIUS* IS WORKING THERE, TOO? IN. WHAT POSITION?
H3 1S TH3 OV3RS33R OF TH3 3NTR4NC3 P3RSON4LLY, 1 TH1NK 1TS FOR TH3 B3ST! 1'D R4TH3R NOT 1M4G1N3 WH4T H3 LOOKS L1K3 1N THOS3 S1LLY OUTF1TS N3P3T4 H4S US W34R1NG.
PARADOX SPACE ITSELF LIKELY ECHOES THAT SENTIMENT. THANK YOU FOR THE FOREWARNING.
UNBELIEVABLE, THE AMOUNT OF HARDSHIP I WENT THROUGH TO GET THESE. I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING CONSORT KINGDOM BECAUSE NO OTHER STORE CARRIED THESE STUPID, UNAPPETIZING GOOP FRITTERS. A SALAMANDER BLEW A BUBBLE DIRECTLY IN MY FACE. FORGET TOUCHING GRASS. I WOULDN'T MIND IF GRASS WENT EXTINCT. TAGGING YOU IN A PHOTO.
you went on a quest for some random dink on chittr. you know what? respect. finally someone that puts their money where their mouth is and swallows the whole wallet for good measure. you got a follow. man.